If you want to get rid of everyone in your friends list the hard way, here's how you do it:
1. Update people about ever moment in your life "I just woke up." "I am now peeing." "I ran out of toothpaste."
2. Write on other people's walls "Remember that one time in prison [insert crazy story here]"
3. Tell everyone how much you love your pet. Post 10 pictures of it everyday.
4. Post song lyrics. "You're a womanizer ~Britney Spears"
5. Poke everyone.
6. Change your relationship status everyday (Single, married, widowed).
7. Post a bunch of pictures of food, along with the recipes. End it with "Tastes like sh*t."
8. Invite people to cults.
9. Spill your whole life story to a friend on chat. At the end, say "Thanks for listening to me. I'm sorry to ask, but who are you again?"
10. Write "That's stupid" after every comment.
11. Create a fan page for your friend.
1. Update people about ever moment in your life "I just woke up." "I am now peeing." "I ran out of toothpaste."
2. Write on other people's walls "Remember that one time in prison [insert crazy story here]"
3. Tell everyone how much you love your pet. Post 10 pictures of it everyday.
4. Post song lyrics. "You're a womanizer ~Britney Spears"
5. Poke everyone.
6. Change your relationship status everyday (Single, married, widowed).
7. Post a bunch of pictures of food, along with the recipes. End it with "Tastes like sh*t."
8. Invite people to cults.
9. Spill your whole life story to a friend on chat. At the end, say "Thanks for listening to me. I'm sorry to ask, but who are you again?"
10. Write "That's stupid" after every comment.
11. Create a fan page for your friend.
12. Post disgusting facts about smoking and drinking on your friend's wall.
13. Play Farmville.
14. Update everyone about your progress in Farmville.
15. Ask everyone "Do you know what day today is?" everyday.
16. Invite everyone to the stupidest groups you can find.
17. "OMG! I'm having a heart attack! Someone call an ambulance!"
18. Take a bunch of photos of yourself in cheesy poses. (Standing in front of the bathroom mirror, standing in front of a door and wall corner etc.)
19. Like articles on "How to Annoy People on Facebook"
20. Act like an over-concerned parent and stalk your friends. "Hey, how are you?" "What are you doing right now?" "Did you eat your vegetables?" "Don't forget to wash the dishes." "Did you poop today?" "Remember to put on sun screen."
21. Type "Like my status" as your status."
22. Post stupid Youtube videos labelled as "Must see!"
23. Post embarrassing false things on people's wall. "Hey! Is your toe fungus gone yet?"
24. Complain to everyone about how your friend is stalking you (even though they're not). Go on their wall and keep telling them "Stop stalking me!"
25. Do personality quizzes and post all your results.
26. Send game invites to all your friends until they join. Repeat with new game.
27. Complain about life.
28. After watching a movie, write about how great it is and include all the spoilers.
29. Falsely compliment your friends on their photos. "That shirt really brings out your ankles." "Wow, you can barely see your pot belly! Have you lost weight?"
30. Post links to articles on How to Annoy People on Facebook.
13. Play Farmville.
14. Update everyone about your progress in Farmville.
15. Ask everyone "Do you know what day today is?" everyday.
16. Invite everyone to the stupidest groups you can find.
17. "OMG! I'm having a heart attack! Someone call an ambulance!"
18. Take a bunch of photos of yourself in cheesy poses. (Standing in front of the bathroom mirror, standing in front of a door and wall corner etc.)
19. Like articles on "How to Annoy People on Facebook"
20. Act like an over-concerned parent and stalk your friends. "Hey, how are you?" "What are you doing right now?" "Did you eat your vegetables?" "Don't forget to wash the dishes." "Did you poop today?" "Remember to put on sun screen."
21. Type "Like my status" as your status."
22. Post stupid Youtube videos labelled as "Must see!"
23. Post embarrassing false things on people's wall. "Hey! Is your toe fungus gone yet?"
24. Complain to everyone about how your friend is stalking you (even though they're not). Go on their wall and keep telling them "Stop stalking me!"
25. Do personality quizzes and post all your results.
26. Send game invites to all your friends until they join. Repeat with new game.
27. Complain about life.
28. After watching a movie, write about how great it is and include all the spoilers.
29. Falsely compliment your friends on their photos. "That shirt really brings out your ankles." "Wow, you can barely see your pot belly! Have you lost weight?"
30. Post links to articles on How to Annoy People on Facebook.
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